The Pettifer's Down Under: For clarification

Friday, March 23, 2007

For clarification

Now - I need to make something very clear. It seems that my friend Warren has misinterpreted my previous post and has become over excited at the thought that we have an S & M dungeon in our house. It certainly wasn't the impression I meant to create and had I known the effect it would have on poor Warren (who sadly doesn't get out often...and I know would run many, many miles if he ever encountered an S & M dungeon) I would have been far more careful with my words. So, for ease of understanding - no we don't have a dungeon, and no - we are not into S & M. Hehehehehehehe. Love you lots Warren!

6 comments:

Samantha Tolmie said...: can we have an index of long words for those of us who dont understand?; March 23, 2007 at 8:39 AM
The Pettifers said...: what words don't you understand and I'll let you know!; March 23, 2007 at 7:13 PM
Warren said...: I would just like to make it known to those out there who do not know me, I do get out and would love to go to a S&M dungeon. Well okay maybe I wouldn't but I was only reacting to what the men at Pickfords told me!; March 23, 2007 at 8:02 PM
The Pettifers said...: Erm....so you think that comment makes you look better???!! It doesn't perhaps make it sound like you are hoping some S & M peeps might get in touch with you? Lol - perhaps you should add your mobile phone number! Ooooooo.....I can add your mobile phone number!!! How much is it worth to stop me doing it? Hehehehehehe; March 23, 2007 at 8:06 PM
Lucy said...: But you are going to put an S&M dungeon into your new Aussie place, aren't you? You promised!; March 23, 2007 at 10:58 PM
Lucy said...: And it seems they hardly take up any space.....http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/archive/news/2005/02/20050219p2g00m0dm999000c.html; March 23, 2007 at 11:01 PM

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Odd things about Australia

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