The Pettifer's Down Under: Playing house

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Playing house

So the house is pretty much no more. The removers are in there packing and everything is shrouded in layers of cardboard. In a way though, I feel more settled now that things are actually happening. And I like living in a one bed cottage - it's kind of like playing house.....and it takes moments to tidy up and clean! And of course there is the added advantage of having my best friend next door.

I'm feeling much better about it all now - I've even had twinges of excitement. What a relief! And the removal guys are very nice and it's been fun chatting to them about the weird stuff they have packed in people's houses (I was very careful to conceal all the weird stuff we have!). How about packing up someone's S&M dungeon? Lol. Or being unexpectedly attacked by a blow up doll which fell off the top of a wardrobe? Hehehehehehe. Tomorrow the container will arrive and all our stuff will go off to be shipped, and all that will remain for us to do is to clean the house and enjoy various farewells with friends and family.

Of course, the bizarre weather we've had the last couple of days had made moving to the sun seem very attractive. After having a couple of weeks of lovely spring weather, during which I gave away most of my winter clothes, it has therefore been distressing to have had to deal with hail, wind and snow in togs that really are not up to it at all. This afternoon the children are doing a Bollywood dancing display in the playground at school, and I don't have anything to wear! Well I do - but I'm going to be bloody freezing....

2 comments:

Samantha Tolmie said...: Cant wait to see photos of the Bollywood demonstration!!!

Miss you already!!!; March 22, 2007 at 9:24 AM
The Pettifers said...: Batteries ran out in the camera - so no photos! Feel like a very bad mummy, but the dancing was good (George hid at the back and joined in but looked mortified!). Next week there is a talent show where George is one of the presenters and Anna and her friends are singing and dancing, so hopefully will be able to put some photos on of that! xx; March 23, 2007 at 7:16 PM

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Odd things about Australia

Australians love beetroot, and as a result it pops up in all sorts of unexpected places. Although I am generally a fan of the bright red stuff, I am not too happy about their insistence that it has a right and proper place in a hamburger.
Houses in Sydney and further north don't have airing cupboards. This is not because they don't need them - actually it is quite damp and humid and I really miss mine. The reason is that hot water tanks are usually outside of the house. And on the subject of water tanks, Australian houses take all their water straight off the main, not having a cold water tank. This means you can drink water from any tap in your house. Andrew tells me (and this is the sort of thing he knows about) that having a cold water tank in your loft is largely a quirky English convention.
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Animals found in our swimming pool. One frog (initially alive, but after some loving from Anna - dead). One blue tongued lizard. Three bandicoots - two dead, and one swimming hard until rescued. Not too much love from Anna meant that later he could be released into the bush. One bushy tailed possum (dead). I'm beginning to worry that our pool is becoming the wildlife equivalent of Beachy Head.
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Aboriginals in Australia have a life expectancy of 20 years less than the general populace of the country. I think that is an absolute disgrace for a first world country.
Australian cats must be very clever. We have seen a number of signs on fences and gates saying 'Cats prohibited - Keep Out' . I'm confused. How do signs for cats work? Do Aussie cats read?
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You can overtake on the inside here. I find this very disconcerting and I am sure that eventually I will have a crash with someone who is passing me in this way...course most people know that you don't really have to try this hard to get me to crash into you
I've discovered that a router - as in the wireless router for my computer - cannot be pronounced 'rooter' as we are inclined to do, without a lot of smirking. Far safer to do as the Australians do and call it a 'rowter'.
The English eat cheese traditionally after dessert. The French eat it after the main course and before dessert. The Australians eat cheese with their aperitifs. Not good for those of us who love cheese, as there is the distinct possibility that there won't be any room left for the meal!
The Australians, or at least Sydney-siders, are obsessed with coffee. I've narrowed my favourite version down to a 'skinny decaf latte'. Lol...
The collective Australian term for linen, as in bedlinen, towels etc is 'Manchester'
They call apartments and flats 'units' which is a bit, well, utilitarian. By contrast they romanticise bungalows by calling them 'villas'
They call crisps 'chips'. They call chips 'hot chips'. They call fish and chips 'fish and chips'. Go figure...
They call Petit Filous 'Petit Miam'
They have a public holiday to celebrate the Queen's birthday ( very very odd )
Terrestrial Australian TV is tragic
They can swear on the radio. Not bad swearing, but so far I've heard 'pissed', 'bastard' and 'shit'
The price of petrol here is cyclical - with the cycle only covering a week at a time. This means that the cheapest day of the week to fill up is Tuesday, and the locals queue at the petrol stations to do so. The most expensive day is Friday - or it might be the other way around. Petrol just seems so cheap, at about $1.29 per litre (51p a litre!) that I just fill up when I need to and when there isn't a queue!
You can't buy alcohol in supermarkets here, so must have an off licence next door. However, you can also buy alcohol at big drive through stores. I think this must be due to the very large quantities people seem to buy here!